The Reindeer Adoption Process (Another Item Done!)

well avid readers, I'm back again with exciting news!

I've completed yet another list item! ( At this rate, i might actually finish the list!)

this time, its:

68)Adopt a reindeer!

now this is a momentous occasion for me for several reasons. So sit back, and relax, as i tell you a story...

It all started on a dark and stormy night... well, actually it started on a hot day in July, but for effect, its night time.

In a deserted ( packed) hospital, a child was born... A child with a Terrible Affliction!!! ( Dun Dun Duuuuuunn...sorry) a blood red nose and cheeks, harshly contrasting with his pale face... (well actually it didn't really show up till i was 5...but again, for effect)

this child...was me.

now nobody here knows this but i have a genetic disease! ( Hi-5 for Me!...no-one?) this disease is called Rosacea, and it basically means i have an extremely red nose and cheeks.permanently. Forever. well, i say forever, but i've currently got some cream i'm meant to put on, that burns off the redness...

anyways, because of this, some bright spark somewhere in my glorious school, about the time i was 14, thought it would be a good idea to Nickname me Rudolph. I've been stuck with that bloody name ever since. To the put of where my family members will sometimes use the name to attract my attention, with joyous cry's of "hey Rudolph, come here!"

One such family member, my wonderful mother, had a very brilliant idea last Christmas. She decided to use this Nickname to her advantage, and bought me a Hilarious(not) Christmas present of "Adopt a Reindeer herd". After opening the gift, and sighing, i consigned it to a random present that once again insulted me in some manner ( but that's another story)

However, when I started making this list, I realized I could turn said present into a glorious list completing item! it's sort of cheating but you know what, I don't care, i have a herd of reindeer. don't Mess with me

anyways, just to prove this, I'll pop up a picture of my certificate ( of Awesomenessness) so that you can all bask in my glory!

and with that, this post is over! That's all folks!